Monday, May 14, 2012

The Best Super Hero Ever

I just had a great idea while walking home. The logo on my T-Shirt got a lot hotter than the rest of the shirt, and so I thought of the best thing ever:
T-SHIRT MAN
One day, after visiting a print shop and having a custom Logo shirt made, his shirt got really hot in the sun. Because it was just printed, the Logo burnt to his chest. The next day at school, T-Shirt Man had to take off his shirt for gym and all the other kids noticed his chest Logo, so they threw rocks at him because he looked weird. That's his inspiration for fighting bullying and crime.
So he goes to try and stop a bank robbery but he gets beat up by robbers and limps home. Then, he goes to drown his sorrows at the local Super Juice, but on the way (to mirror his sadness) it starts to rain. Then, he gets struck by lightning, and his chest symbol is supercharged with electricity powers.
This gives him the ability to store static electricity in his chest symbol, then chest-bump bad guys and they get blasted with electricity. Also, the symbol is bullet-proof because it was a cheap print shop and there was lead in the paint.

This is the best idea ever.